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authorParliamentMan <parliamentman@tfwno.gf>2026-04-25 06:06:55 -0700
committerParliamentMan <parliamentman@tfwno.gf>2026-04-25 06:06:55 -0700
commit805788f4823c9e0821136a4baa08a1a9e4a44e92 (patch)
tree4e18d1925f1ca0cc32847ddb6b306c189de4217a
parent04bdc2b871e29b16d20cecd9c70540a16d712e54 (diff)
Wrote Fig article
-rw-r--r--britons.css4
-rw-r--r--britons.css~77
-rw-r--r--fig.html36
-rw-r--r--fig.html~66
-rw-r--r--index.html2
-rw-r--r--index.html~41
-rw-r--r--media/we_won.pngbin0 -> 284793 bytes
7 files changed, 222 insertions, 4 deletions
diff --git a/britons.css b/britons.css
index 6e26d15..b64e713 100644
--- a/britons.css
+++ b/britons.css
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ body {
font-family: "Liberation Serif", "Times New Roman";
display: block;
background-color: whitesmoke;
- width: 80%;
+ width: 70%;
padding: 2%;
padding-top: 1%;
margin: 2%;
@@ -68,7 +68,7 @@ header i {
opacity: 0.5;
transition: opacity 0.25s ease-in;
z-index: -1;
- width: 17%;
+ width: 25%;
}
.fig:hover {
diff --git a/britons.css~ b/britons.css~
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b64e713
--- /dev/null
+++ b/britons.css~
@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+:root {
+ --main-fg-color: #003400;
+ --main-ac-color: #007400;
+background-image: url(media/bg.gif);
+}
+
+body {
+
+ font-size: 100%;
+ font-family: "Liberation Serif", "Times New Roman";
+ display: block;
+ background-color: whitesmoke;
+ width: 70%;
+ padding: 2%;
+ padding-top: 1%;
+ margin: 2%;
+ border-style: dotted;
+ border-color: var(--main-fg-color);
+}
+
+.title {
+
+ font-size: 250%;
+ color: var(--main-fg-color);
+ font-weight: bold;
+
+}
+
+header i {
+ margin-left: 5%;
+ font-size: 125%;
+}
+
+.navbar {
+ display: flex;
+ justify-content: space-evenly; ;
+ margin-top: 1%;
+
+}
+
+.content {
+ width: 80%;
+ background-color: whitesmoke;
+}
+
+.content figcaption {
+ font-style: italic;
+ text-align: center;
+}
+
+.content figcaption a {
+ text-align: center;
+ font-style: normal;
+}
+
+.content img {
+ display: block;
+ margin: auto;
+ max-width: 35%;
+ padding: 1%;
+
+}
+
+.fig {
+ position: fixed;
+ bottom: 0%;
+ right: -2%;
+ opacity: 0.5;
+ transition: opacity 0.25s ease-in;
+ z-index: -1;
+ width: 25%;
+}
+
+.fig:hover {
+ opacity: 1;
+}
+
diff --git a/fig.html b/fig.html
index 08e0e64..a145c3c 100644
--- a/fig.html
+++ b/fig.html
@@ -24,7 +24,41 @@
<hr>
- <h2>Fig</h2>
+ <h2>A Complete Accident</h2>
+ <p>On the 21st of January, 2026, I worked up the courage to draw for /hmofa/. Practice makes perfect after all.
+ I couldn't get the eyes right, and this was before I bought a <a href="https://www.derwentart.us/" title="Derwent Art store page"> proper set of pencils</a>
+ <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing Link">, so it smudged everywhere.
+ This gave her permanent bags under her sharp eyes, and combined with thick eyebrows, made her look like a stereotypical cougar.
+ The way I draw hair makes it look thin if I don't color it in, which only added to her age.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I thought a bathrobe would go well with her disheveled hair, giving her a comfortable and honest appearance. She knows what she likes, and it's (you).
+ One thing I always associate with bathrobes, apart from sexy older women, are exhibitionists. Combinining all of these factors gets you a nudist.
+ </p>
+ <p>Her main quirk, smoking, is explained by me liking the smell of cigarette smoke, and finding the act as <b>pure sex</b>. You also never see young women smoke.
+ I looked around for cigarette stereotypes and found that Parliament would suit her well, although Pall Mall isn't a bad pick.
+ I always draw her with a cigarette, and people have remembered that when they make art.
+ </p>
+
+ <a href="media/fig.jpeg" title="The original Fig drawing"> <img style="max-width: 15%" src="media/fig.webp" alt="The original Fig drawing"></a>
+
+
+ <h2>Why Make Her English?</h2>
+ Nudity is something you can only comfortably practice in places with mild temperatures, like Europe or some places of the United States.
+ It also has to be somewhere it's less likely to get you thrown in jail, ruling out the USA.
+ By now I was thinking of writing something with her, and the only place that would make sense for an American protagonist is the <b>United Kingdom</b>.
+ I had to look for a place that is:
+ <ul>
+ <li>In Northern England,</li>
+ <li>Populated enough,</li>
+ <li>Laid back,</li>
+ <li>Close to the shore,</li>
+ <li>And retains its own customs.</li>
+ </ul>
+ These filters left me with <strong>Beverly, East Riding of Yorkshire</strong>. The shoreline it's close to actually has a nudist beach.
+ <br>
+ I looked up what the accent sounded like because it gets more unintelligible the further you go north.
+ It would be funny to give our protagonist the worst case of culture shock.
<a title="Oh, you're a cute one ain'tcha, Anonie?" href="media/figsmoke.png"><img src="media/smoke.webp" alt="Fig" class="fig"></a>
</body>
diff --git a/fig.html~ b/fig.html~
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a145c3c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/fig.html~
@@ -0,0 +1,66 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html lang="en">
+ <head>
+
+ <link rel="stylesheet" href="britons.css">
+ <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252">
+ <meta name="author" content="Jodian Buenaventura" >
+ <meta name="keywords" content="/hmofa/, hmofa, tech, writing, index, british, furry">
+ <meta name="description" content="Showcasing Fig's origin.">
+ <title>El Arriero</title>
+
+ </head>
+
+ <body>
+
+ <header role="banner">
+ <a class="title" href="index.html" title="The Muleteer">El Arriero</a>
+ <i class="tagline">Home of the Britishly Mediocre</i>
+ <div class="navbar" role="navigation">
+ <a href="contact.html">Contact</a>
+ <a href="https://wiki.elarriero.org/">Wiki</a>
+ </div>
+ </header>
+
+ <hr>
+
+ <h2>A Complete Accident</h2>
+ <p>On the 21st of January, 2026, I worked up the courage to draw for /hmofa/. Practice makes perfect after all.
+ I couldn't get the eyes right, and this was before I bought a <a href="https://www.derwentart.us/" title="Derwent Art store page"> proper set of pencils</a>
+ <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing Link">, so it smudged everywhere.
+ This gave her permanent bags under her sharp eyes, and combined with thick eyebrows, made her look like a stereotypical cougar.
+ The way I draw hair makes it look thin if I don't color it in, which only added to her age.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I thought a bathrobe would go well with her disheveled hair, giving her a comfortable and honest appearance. She knows what she likes, and it's (you).
+ One thing I always associate with bathrobes, apart from sexy older women, are exhibitionists. Combinining all of these factors gets you a nudist.
+ </p>
+ <p>Her main quirk, smoking, is explained by me liking the smell of cigarette smoke, and finding the act as <b>pure sex</b>. You also never see young women smoke.
+ I looked around for cigarette stereotypes and found that Parliament would suit her well, although Pall Mall isn't a bad pick.
+ I always draw her with a cigarette, and people have remembered that when they make art.
+ </p>
+
+ <a href="media/fig.jpeg" title="The original Fig drawing"> <img style="max-width: 15%" src="media/fig.webp" alt="The original Fig drawing"></a>
+
+
+ <h2>Why Make Her English?</h2>
+ Nudity is something you can only comfortably practice in places with mild temperatures, like Europe or some places of the United States.
+ It also has to be somewhere it's less likely to get you thrown in jail, ruling out the USA.
+ By now I was thinking of writing something with her, and the only place that would make sense for an American protagonist is the <b>United Kingdom</b>.
+ I had to look for a place that is:
+ <ul>
+ <li>In Northern England,</li>
+ <li>Populated enough,</li>
+ <li>Laid back,</li>
+ <li>Close to the shore,</li>
+ <li>And retains its own customs.</li>
+ </ul>
+ These filters left me with <strong>Beverly, East Riding of Yorkshire</strong>. The shoreline it's close to actually has a nudist beach.
+ <br>
+ I looked up what the accent sounded like because it gets more unintelligible the further you go north.
+ It would be funny to give our protagonist the worst case of culture shock.
+
+ <a title="Oh, you're a cute one ain'tcha, Anonie?" href="media/figsmoke.png"><img src="media/smoke.webp" alt="Fig" class="fig"></a>
+</body>
+</html>
+
diff --git a/index.html b/index.html
index 3a00aef..1715a1e 100644
--- a/index.html
+++ b/index.html
@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@
<h2>"The Most Britishly Mediocre Thing Ever"</h2>
<ul>
- <li><a href="fig.html">"How Fig came to be"</a> - Showing how, what, when, and why I made Fig.</li>
+ <li><a href="fig.html">"How Fig came to be"</a> - Showing how, when, and why I made Fig.</li>
</ul>
<h2>Interesting HMOFA</h2>
diff --git a/index.html~ b/index.html~
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3a00aef
--- /dev/null
+++ b/index.html~
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html lang="en">
+ <head>
+
+ <link rel="stylesheet" href="britons.css">
+ <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252">
+ <meta name="author" content="Jodian Buenaventura" >
+ <meta name="keywords" content="/hmofa/, hmofa, tech, writing, index, british, furry">
+ <meta name="description" content="Main page, showing off waifurs and my interest in British culture.">
+ <title>El Arriero</title>
+
+ </head>
+
+ <body>
+
+ <header role="banner">
+ <a class="title" href="index.html" title="The Muleteer">El Arriero</a>
+ <i class="tagline">Home of the Britishly Mediocre</i>
+ <div class="navbar" role="navigation">
+ <a href="contact.html">Contact</a>
+ <a href="https://wiki.elarriero.org/">Wiki</a>
+ </div>
+ </header>
+
+ <hr>
+
+ <h2>"The Most Britishly Mediocre Thing Ever"</h2>
+ <ul>
+ <li><a href="fig.html">"How Fig came to be"</a> - Showing how, what, when, and why I made Fig.</li>
+ </ul>
+
+ <h2>Interesting HMOFA</h2>
+ <ul>
+ <li>Story Masterbin of /hmofa/ - <a href="https://rentry.org/hmofa">(Sorted by Author)</a> <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing Link">
+ <a href="https://hmofa.neocities.org/"> (Organized with Tags)</a> <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing Link"></li>
+
+ </ul>
+ <a title="Oh, you're a cute one ain'tcha, Anonie?" href="media/figsmoke.png"><img src="media/smoke.webp" alt="Fig" class="fig"></a>
+</body>
+</html>
+
diff --git a/media/we_won.png b/media/we_won.png
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1c8eb8c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/media/we_won.png
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