Date: Sat, 25 Apr 2026 06:06:55 -0700
Subject: Wrote Fig article
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britons.css | 4 +--
britons.css~ | 77 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
fig.html | 36 +++++++++++++++++++++++++-
fig.html~ | 66 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
index.html | 2 +-
index.html~ | 41 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
media/we_won.png | Bin 0 -> 284793 bytes
7 files changed, 222 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-)
create mode 100644 britons.css~
create mode 100644 fig.html~
create mode 100644 index.html~
create mode 100644 media/we_won.png
diff --git a/britons.css b/britons.css
index 6e26d15..b64e713 100644
--- a/britons.css
+++ b/britons.css
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ body {
font-family: "Liberation Serif", "Times New Roman";
display: block;
background-color: whitesmoke;
- width: 80%;
+ width: 70%;
padding: 2%;
padding-top: 1%;
margin: 2%;
@@ -68,7 +68,7 @@ header i {
opacity: 0.5;
transition: opacity 0.25s ease-in;
z-index: -1;
- width: 17%;
+ width: 25%;
}
.fig:hover {
diff --git a/britons.css~ b/britons.css~
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b64e713
--- /dev/null
+++ b/britons.css~
@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+:root {
+ --main-fg-color: #003400;
+ --main-ac-color: #007400;
+background-image: url(media/bg.gif);
+}
+
+body {
+
+ font-size: 100%;
+ font-family: "Liberation Serif", "Times New Roman";
+ display: block;
+ background-color: whitesmoke;
+ width: 70%;
+ padding: 2%;
+ padding-top: 1%;
+ margin: 2%;
+ border-style: dotted;
+ border-color: var(--main-fg-color);
+}
+
+.title {
+
+ font-size: 250%;
+ color: var(--main-fg-color);
+ font-weight: bold;
+
+}
+
+header i {
+ margin-left: 5%;
+ font-size: 125%;
+}
+
+.navbar {
+ display: flex;
+ justify-content: space-evenly; ;
+ margin-top: 1%;
+
+}
+
+.content {
+ width: 80%;
+ background-color: whitesmoke;
+}
+
+.content figcaption {
+ font-style: italic;
+ text-align: center;
+}
+
+.content figcaption a {
+ text-align: center;
+ font-style: normal;
+}
+
+.content img {
+ display: block;
+ margin: auto;
+ max-width: 35%;
+ padding: 1%;
+
+}
+
+.fig {
+ position: fixed;
+ bottom: 0%;
+ right: -2%;
+ opacity: 0.5;
+ transition: opacity 0.25s ease-in;
+ z-index: -1;
+ width: 25%;
+}
+
+.fig:hover {
+ opacity: 1;
+}
+
diff --git a/fig.html b/fig.html
index 08e0e64..a145c3c 100644
--- a/fig.html
+++ b/fig.html
@@ -24,7 +24,41 @@
- Fig
+ A Complete Accident
+ On the 21st of January, 2026, I worked up the courage to draw for /hmofa/. Practice makes perfect after all.
+ I couldn't get the eyes right, and this was before I bought a proper set of pencils
+ 
, so it smudged everywhere.
+ This gave her permanent bags under her sharp eyes, and combined with thick eyebrows, made her look like a stereotypical cougar.
+ The way I draw hair makes it look thin if I don't color it in, which only added to her age.
+
+
+ I thought a bathrobe would go well with her disheveled hair, giving her a comfortable and honest appearance. She knows what she likes, and it's (you).
+ One thing I always associate with bathrobes, apart from sexy older women, are exhibitionists. Combinining all of these factors gets you a nudist.
+
+ Her main quirk, smoking, is explained by me liking the smell of cigarette smoke, and finding the act as pure sex. You also never see young women smoke.
+ I looked around for cigarette stereotypes and found that Parliament would suit her well, although Pall Mall isn't a bad pick.
+ I always draw her with a cigarette, and people have remembered that when they make art.
+
+
+ 
+
+
+ Why Make Her English?
+ Nudity is something you can only comfortably practice in places with mild temperatures, like Europe or some places of the United States.
+ It also has to be somewhere it's less likely to get you thrown in jail, ruling out the USA.
+ By now I was thinking of writing something with her, and the only place that would make sense for an American protagonist is the United Kingdom.
+ I had to look for a place that is:
+
+ - In Northern England,
+ - Populated enough,
+ - Laid back,
+ - Close to the shore,
+ - And retains its own customs.
+
+ These filters left me with Beverly, East Riding of Yorkshire. The shoreline it's close to actually has a nudist beach.
+
+ I looked up what the accent sounded like because it gets more unintelligible the further you go north.
+ It would be funny to give our protagonist the worst case of culture shock.
+
+
+ 