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diff --git a/fig.html~ b/fig.html~ new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8596d14 --- /dev/null +++ b/fig.html~ @@ -0,0 +1,72 @@ +<!DOCTYPE html> +<html lang="en"> + <head> + + <link rel="stylesheet" href="britons.css?v=3"> + <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252"> + <meta name="author" content="Jodian Buenaventura" > + <meta name="keywords" content="/hmofa/, hmofa, tech, writing, index, british, furry"> + <meta name="description" content="Showcasing Fig's origin."> + <link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="fig.ico"> + <title>El Arriero</title> + + </head> + + <body> + + <header role="banner"> + <a class="title" href="index.html" title="The Muleteer">El Arriero</a> + <i class="tagline">Home of the Britishly Mediocre</i> + <div class="navbar" role="navigation"> + <a href="contact.html">Contact</a> + <a href="https://wiki.elarriero.org/">Wiki</a> + <a href="https://press.elarriero.org/">The Press</a> + </div> + </header> + + <hr> + + <h2>A Complete Accident</h2> + <p>On the 21st of January, 2026, I worked up the courage to draw for /hmofa/. Practice makes perfect after all. + I couldn't get the eyes right, and this was before I bought a <a href="https://www.derwentart.us/" title="Derwent Art store page"> proper set of pencils</a> + <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing Link">, so it smudged everywhere. + This gave her permanent bags under her sharp eyes, and combined with thick eyebrows, made her look like a stereotypical cougar. + The way I draw hair makes it look thin if I don't color it in, which only added to her age. + </p> + <p> + I thought a bathrobe would go well with her disheveled hair, giving her a comfortable and honest appearance. She knows what she likes, and it's (you). + One thing I always associate with bathrobes, apart from sexy older women, are exhibitionists. Combining all of these factors gets you a nudist. + </p> + <p>Her main quirk, smoking, is explained by me liking the smell of cigarette smoke, and finding the act as <b>pure sex</b>. You also never see young women smoke. + I looked around for cigarette stereotypes and found that Parliament would suit her well, although Pall Mall isn't a bad pick. + I always draw her with a cigarette, and people have remembered that when they make art. + </p> + + <a href="media/fig.jpeg" title="The original Fig drawing"> <img style="max-width: 15%" src="media/fig.webp" alt="The original Fig drawing"></a> + + + <h2>Why Make Her English?</h2> + Nudity is something you can only comfortably practice in places with mild temperatures, like Europe or some places of the United States. + It also has to be somewhere it's less likely to get you thrown in jail, ruling out the USA. + By now I was thinking of writing something with her, and the only place that would make sense for an American protagonist is the <b>United Kingdom</b>. + I had to look for a place that is: + <ul> + <li>In Northern England,</li> + <li>Populated enough,</li> + <li>Laid back,</li> + <li>Close to the shore,</li> + <li>And retains its own customs.</li> + </ul> + These filters left me with <strong>Beverly, East Riding of Yorkshire</strong>. The shoreline it's close to actually has a nudist beach. + <br> + I looked up what the accent sounded like because it gets more unintelligible the further you go north. + It would be funny to give our protagonist the worst case of culture shock. + + <a title="Oh, you're a cute one ain'tcha, Anonie?" href="media/figsmoke.png"><img src="media/smoke.webp" alt="Fig" class="fig"></a> + <img src="media/eucolor.png" class="eu" alt="eucolor"> + <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyxJ72G0lM" title="Brexit means Brexit"> + <img src="media/stars.png" class="stars" alt="stars"> + </a> +</body> +</html> + |