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| author | ElDoc-s <A01255172@tec.mx> | 2026-07-03 00:19:43 -0700 |
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| committer | ElDoc-s <A01255172@tec.mx> | 2026-07-03 00:19:43 -0700 |
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diff --git a/fig/fig_origin.html b/fig/fig_origin.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..084e2bf --- /dev/null +++ b/fig/fig_origin.html @@ -0,0 +1,90 @@ +<!DOCTYPE html> +<html lang="en"> + <head> + + <link rel="stylesheet" href="/britons.css?v=7"> + <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252"> + <meta name="author" content="Jodian Buenaventura"> + <meta name="keywords" content="/hmofa/, hmofa, tech, writing, index, british, furry"> + <meta name="description" content="Origin story of a Fig, the nudist husky waifur."> + <link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="/fig.ico"> + <title>El Arriero</title> + + </head> + <header> + <h1> + <a href="/index.html">El Arriero</a> + </h1> + <i class="tagline">Fig, to my heart, you are the eternal hope.</i> + </header> + <nav> + <a href="/about.html"><img src="/icons/user-business.png" alt="User Business"> About Me</a> + <a href="/fig/fig.html"><img src="/icons/user-green-female.png" alt="Green Female">About Fig</a> + <a href="/contact.html"><img src="/icons/mail.png" alt="Mail Arrow"> Contact</a> + <a href="/changelog.html"><img src="/icons/new-text.png" alt="NEW!"> Changelog</a> + <a href="https://wiki.elarriero.org/"><img src="/icons/book-open-text-image.png" alt="Encyclopedia"> Wiki</a> + <a href="https://press.elarriero.org"><img src="/icons/newspaper.png" alt="Newspaper"> Writing</a> + </nav> + + <body> + <div class="yah"> + <small> + <a href="/index.html">Index</a> > + <a href="/fig/fig.html">Fig: The Most Britishly Mediocre!</a> > + <a href="/fig/fig_origin.html">Fig's Origin Story</a> + </small> + </div> + <main> + <h2>Fig's Origin Story</h2> + + <h3>The Prelude</h3> + <p>On the 21st of January, 2026, I worked up the courage to draw for /hmofa/. + I couldn't get the eyes right, and this was before I bought a <a href="https://www.derwentart.us/" title="Derwent Art store page"> proper set of pencils</a> + <img src="/icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing Link">, so it smudged everywhere. + This gave her permanent bags under her sharp eyes, and combined with thick eyebrows, made her look like a stereotypical cougar. + The way I draw hair makes it look thin if I don't color it in, which only added to her age. + </p> + <figure> + <img src="/media/fig.webp" alt="Fig's debut where she flirts with a teenage deli worker."> + <figcaption>The first iteration of Fig. This is the POV of a teenager working at a deli.</figcaption> + </figure> + <p> + I thought a bathrobe would go well with her disheveled hair, giving her a comfortable and honest appearance. She knows what she likes, and it's (you). + One thing I always associate with bathrobes, apart from sexy older women, are exhibitionists. Combining all of these factors gets you a nudist. + </p> + <p>Her main quirk, smoking, is explained by me liking the smell of cigarette smoke, and finding the act as <b>pure sex</b>. You also never see young women smoke. + I looked around for cigarette stereotypes and found that Parliament would suit her well, although Pall Mall isn't a bad pick. + I always draw her with a cigarette, and people have remembered that when they make art. + </p> + + <h2>Why Make Her English?</h2> + Nudity is something you can only comfortably practice in places with mild temperatures, like Europe or some places of the United States. + It also has to be somewhere it's less likely to get you thrown in jail, ruling out the USA. + By now I was thinking of writing something with her, and the only place that would make sense for an American protagonist is the <b>United Kingdom</b>. + I had to look for a place that is: + <ul> + <li>In Northern England,</li> + <li>Populated enough,</li> + <li>Laid back,</li> + <li>Close to the shore,</li> + <li>And retains its own customs.</li> + </ul> + These filters left me with <strong>Beverly, East Riding of Yorkshire</strong>. The shoreline it's close to actually has a nudist beach. + <br> + I looked up what the accent sounded like because it gets more unintelligible the further you go north. + It would be funny to give our protagonist the worst case of culture shock. + + + <hr> + <a title="Oh, you're a cute one ain'tcha, Anonie?" href="/media/figsmoke.png"><img src="/media/smoke.webp" alt="Fig" class="fig"></a> + <a href="https://www.restorebritain.org.uk/" title="Visit to save Britain from the Thousand Year Starmerreich!"> + <img src="/media/restorebritain.gif" alt="RESTORE BRITAIN!"> + </a> + + <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyxJ72G0lM" title="Brexit means Brexit"> + <img src="/media/eu_anim.gif" alt="EUistan Flag"> + </a> + </main> + </body> +</html> + |