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authorParliamentMan <parliamentman@tfwno.gf>2026-06-21 13:55:15 -0700
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- <link rel="stylesheet" href="britons.css?v=3">
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- <meta name="author" content="Jodian Buenaventura" >
- <meta name="keywords" content="/hmofa/, hmofa, tech, writing, index, british, furry">
- <meta name="description" content="Showcasing Fig's origin.">
- <link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="fig.ico">
- <title>El Arriero</title>
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- <header role="banner">
- <a class="title" href="index.html" title="The Muleteer">El Arriero</a>
- <i class="tagline">Home of the Britishly Mediocre</i>
- <div class="navbar" role="navigation">
- <a href="contact.html">Contact</a>
- <a href="https://wiki.elarriero.org/">Wiki</a>
- <a href="https://press.elarriero.org/">The Press</a>
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- <h2>A Complete Accident</h2>
- <p>On the 21st of January, 2026, I worked up the courage to draw for /hmofa/. Practice makes perfect after all.
- I couldn't get the eyes right, and this was before I bought a <a href="https://www.derwentart.us/" title="Derwent Art store page"> proper set of pencils</a>
- <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing Link">, so it smudged everywhere.
- This gave her permanent bags under her sharp eyes, and combined with thick eyebrows, made her look like a stereotypical cougar.
- The way I draw hair makes it look thin if I don't color it in, which only added to her age.
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- <p>
- I thought a bathrobe would go well with her disheveled hair, giving her a comfortable and honest appearance. She knows what she likes, and it's (you).
- One thing I always associate with bathrobes, apart from sexy older women, are exhibitionists. Combining all of these factors gets you a nudist.
- </p>
- <p>Her main quirk, smoking, is explained by me liking the smell of cigarette smoke, and finding the act as <b>pure sex</b>. You also never see young women smoke.
- I looked around for cigarette stereotypes and found that Parliament would suit her well, although Pall Mall isn't a bad pick.
- I always draw her with a cigarette, and people have remembered that when they make art.
- </p>
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- <a href="media/fig.jpeg" title="The original Fig drawing"> <img style="max-width: 15%" src="media/fig.webp" alt="The original Fig drawing"></a>
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- <h2>Why Make Her English?</h2>
- Nudity is something you can only comfortably practice in places with mild temperatures, like Europe or some places of the United States.
- It also has to be somewhere it's less likely to get you thrown in jail, ruling out the USA.
- By now I was thinking of writing something with her, and the only place that would make sense for an American protagonist is the <b>United Kingdom</b>.
- I had to look for a place that is:
- <ul>
- <li>In Northern England,</li>
- <li>Populated enough,</li>
- <li>Laid back,</li>
- <li>Close to the shore,</li>
- <li>And retains its own customs.</li>
- </ul>
- These filters left me with <strong>Beverly, East Riding of Yorkshire</strong>. The shoreline it's close to actually has a nudist beach.
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- I looked up what the accent sounded like because it gets more unintelligible the further you go north.
- It would be funny to give our protagonist the worst case of culture shock.
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- <a title="Oh, you're a cute one ain'tcha, Anonie?" href="media/figsmoke.png"><img src="media/smoke.webp" alt="Fig" class="fig"></a>
- <img src="media/eucolor.png" class="eu" alt="eucolor">
- <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyxJ72G0lM" title="Brexit means Brexit">
- <img src="media/stars.png" class="stars" alt="stars">
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