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| author | ParliamentMan <parliamentman@tfwno.gf> | 2026-04-25 06:06:55 -0700 |
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| committer | ParliamentMan <parliamentman@tfwno.gf> | 2026-04-25 06:06:55 -0700 |
| commit | 805788f4823c9e0821136a4baa08a1a9e4a44e92 (patch) | |
| tree | 4e18d1925f1ca0cc32847ddb6b306c189de4217a | |
| parent | 04bdc2b871e29b16d20cecd9c70540a16d712e54 (diff) | |
Wrote Fig article
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diff --git a/britons.css b/britons.css index 6e26d15..b64e713 100644 --- a/britons.css +++ b/britons.css @@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ body { font-family: "Liberation Serif", "Times New Roman"; display: block; background-color: whitesmoke; - width: 80%; + width: 70%; padding: 2%; padding-top: 1%; margin: 2%; @@ -68,7 +68,7 @@ header i { opacity: 0.5; transition: opacity 0.25s ease-in; z-index: -1; - width: 17%; + width: 25%; } .fig:hover { diff --git a/britons.css~ b/britons.css~ new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b64e713 --- /dev/null +++ b/britons.css~ @@ -0,0 +1,77 @@ +:root { + --main-fg-color: #003400; + --main-ac-color: #007400; +background-image: url(media/bg.gif); +} + +body { + + font-size: 100%; + font-family: "Liberation Serif", "Times New Roman"; + display: block; + background-color: whitesmoke; + width: 70%; + padding: 2%; + padding-top: 1%; + margin: 2%; + border-style: dotted; + border-color: var(--main-fg-color); +} + +.title { + + font-size: 250%; + color: var(--main-fg-color); + font-weight: bold; + +} + +header i { + margin-left: 5%; + font-size: 125%; +} + +.navbar { + display: flex; + justify-content: space-evenly; ; + margin-top: 1%; + +} + +.content { + width: 80%; + background-color: whitesmoke; +} + +.content figcaption { + font-style: italic; + text-align: center; +} + +.content figcaption a { + text-align: center; + font-style: normal; +} + +.content img { + display: block; + margin: auto; + max-width: 35%; + padding: 1%; + +} + +.fig { + position: fixed; + bottom: 0%; + right: -2%; + opacity: 0.5; + transition: opacity 0.25s ease-in; + z-index: -1; + width: 25%; +} + +.fig:hover { + opacity: 1; +} + @@ -24,7 +24,41 @@ <hr> - <h2>Fig</h2> + <h2>A Complete Accident</h2> + <p>On the 21st of January, 2026, I worked up the courage to draw for /hmofa/. Practice makes perfect after all. + I couldn't get the eyes right, and this was before I bought a <a href="https://www.derwentart.us/" title="Derwent Art store page"> proper set of pencils</a> + <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing Link">, so it smudged everywhere. + This gave her permanent bags under her sharp eyes, and combined with thick eyebrows, made her look like a stereotypical cougar. + The way I draw hair makes it look thin if I don't color it in, which only added to her age. + </p> + <p> + I thought a bathrobe would go well with her disheveled hair, giving her a comfortable and honest appearance. She knows what she likes, and it's (you). + One thing I always associate with bathrobes, apart from sexy older women, are exhibitionists. Combinining all of these factors gets you a nudist. + </p> + <p>Her main quirk, smoking, is explained by me liking the smell of cigarette smoke, and finding the act as <b>pure sex</b>. You also never see young women smoke. + I looked around for cigarette stereotypes and found that Parliament would suit her well, although Pall Mall isn't a bad pick. + I always draw her with a cigarette, and people have remembered that when they make art. + </p> + + <a href="media/fig.jpeg" title="The original Fig drawing"> <img style="max-width: 15%" src="media/fig.webp" alt="The original Fig drawing"></a> + + + <h2>Why Make Her English?</h2> + Nudity is something you can only comfortably practice in places with mild temperatures, like Europe or some places of the United States. + It also has to be somewhere it's less likely to get you thrown in jail, ruling out the USA. + By now I was thinking of writing something with her, and the only place that would make sense for an American protagonist is the <b>United Kingdom</b>. + I had to look for a place that is: + <ul> + <li>In Northern England,</li> + <li>Populated enough,</li> + <li>Laid back,</li> + <li>Close to the shore,</li> + <li>And retains its own customs.</li> + </ul> + These filters left me with <strong>Beverly, East Riding of Yorkshire</strong>. The shoreline it's close to actually has a nudist beach. + <br> + I looked up what the accent sounded like because it gets more unintelligible the further you go north. + It would be funny to give our protagonist the worst case of culture shock. <a title="Oh, you're a cute one ain'tcha, Anonie?" href="media/figsmoke.png"><img src="media/smoke.webp" alt="Fig" class="fig"></a> </body> diff --git a/fig.html~ b/fig.html~ new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a145c3c --- /dev/null +++ b/fig.html~ @@ -0,0 +1,66 @@ +<!DOCTYPE html> +<html lang="en"> + <head> + + <link rel="stylesheet" href="britons.css"> + <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252"> + <meta name="author" content="Jodian Buenaventura" > + <meta name="keywords" content="/hmofa/, hmofa, tech, writing, index, british, furry"> + <meta name="description" content="Showcasing Fig's origin."> + <title>El Arriero</title> + + </head> + + <body> + + <header role="banner"> + <a class="title" href="index.html" title="The Muleteer">El Arriero</a> + <i class="tagline">Home of the Britishly Mediocre</i> + <div class="navbar" role="navigation"> + <a href="contact.html">Contact</a> + <a href="https://wiki.elarriero.org/">Wiki</a> + </div> + </header> + + <hr> + + <h2>A Complete Accident</h2> + <p>On the 21st of January, 2026, I worked up the courage to draw for /hmofa/. Practice makes perfect after all. + I couldn't get the eyes right, and this was before I bought a <a href="https://www.derwentart.us/" title="Derwent Art store page"> proper set of pencils</a> + <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing Link">, so it smudged everywhere. + This gave her permanent bags under her sharp eyes, and combined with thick eyebrows, made her look like a stereotypical cougar. + The way I draw hair makes it look thin if I don't color it in, which only added to her age. + </p> + <p> + I thought a bathrobe would go well with her disheveled hair, giving her a comfortable and honest appearance. She knows what she likes, and it's (you). + One thing I always associate with bathrobes, apart from sexy older women, are exhibitionists. Combinining all of these factors gets you a nudist. + </p> + <p>Her main quirk, smoking, is explained by me liking the smell of cigarette smoke, and finding the act as <b>pure sex</b>. You also never see young women smoke. + I looked around for cigarette stereotypes and found that Parliament would suit her well, although Pall Mall isn't a bad pick. + I always draw her with a cigarette, and people have remembered that when they make art. + </p> + + <a href="media/fig.jpeg" title="The original Fig drawing"> <img style="max-width: 15%" src="media/fig.webp" alt="The original Fig drawing"></a> + + + <h2>Why Make Her English?</h2> + Nudity is something you can only comfortably practice in places with mild temperatures, like Europe or some places of the United States. + It also has to be somewhere it's less likely to get you thrown in jail, ruling out the USA. + By now I was thinking of writing something with her, and the only place that would make sense for an American protagonist is the <b>United Kingdom</b>. + I had to look for a place that is: + <ul> + <li>In Northern England,</li> + <li>Populated enough,</li> + <li>Laid back,</li> + <li>Close to the shore,</li> + <li>And retains its own customs.</li> + </ul> + These filters left me with <strong>Beverly, East Riding of Yorkshire</strong>. The shoreline it's close to actually has a nudist beach. + <br> + I looked up what the accent sounded like because it gets more unintelligible the further you go north. + It would be funny to give our protagonist the worst case of culture shock. + + <a title="Oh, you're a cute one ain'tcha, Anonie?" href="media/figsmoke.png"><img src="media/smoke.webp" alt="Fig" class="fig"></a> +</body> +</html> + @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ <h2>"The Most Britishly Mediocre Thing Ever"</h2> <ul> - <li><a href="fig.html">"How Fig came to be"</a> - Showing how, what, when, and why I made Fig.</li> + <li><a href="fig.html">"How Fig came to be"</a> - Showing how, when, and why I made Fig.</li> </ul> <h2>Interesting HMOFA</h2> diff --git a/index.html~ b/index.html~ new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3a00aef --- /dev/null +++ b/index.html~ @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +<!DOCTYPE html> +<html lang="en"> + <head> + + <link rel="stylesheet" href="britons.css"> + <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252"> + <meta name="author" content="Jodian Buenaventura" > + <meta name="keywords" content="/hmofa/, hmofa, tech, writing, index, british, furry"> + <meta name="description" content="Main page, showing off waifurs and my interest in British culture."> + <title>El Arriero</title> + + </head> + + <body> + + <header role="banner"> + <a class="title" href="index.html" title="The Muleteer">El Arriero</a> + <i class="tagline">Home of the Britishly Mediocre</i> + <div class="navbar" role="navigation"> + <a href="contact.html">Contact</a> + <a href="https://wiki.elarriero.org/">Wiki</a> + </div> + </header> + + <hr> + + <h2>"The Most Britishly Mediocre Thing Ever"</h2> + <ul> + <li><a href="fig.html">"How Fig came to be"</a> - Showing how, what, when, and why I made Fig.</li> + </ul> + + <h2>Interesting HMOFA</h2> + <ul> + <li>Story Masterbin of /hmofa/ - <a href="https://rentry.org/hmofa">(Sorted by Author)</a> <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing Link"> + <a href="https://hmofa.neocities.org/"> (Organized with Tags)</a> <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing Link"></li> + + </ul> + <a title="Oh, you're a cute one ain'tcha, Anonie?" href="media/figsmoke.png"><img src="media/smoke.webp" alt="Fig" class="fig"></a> +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/media/we_won.png b/media/we_won.png Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..1c8eb8c --- /dev/null +++ b/media/we_won.png |
