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@@ -11,63 +11,34 @@ <title>El Arriero</title> </head> - - <body> - <header> + <header> <h1><a class="title" href="index.html">El Arriero</a><i>Fig, to my heart, you are the eternal hope.</i></h1> - </header> - <nav> - <a href="about.html"><img src="icons/user-business.png" alt="User Business"> About</a> - <a href="contact.html"><img src="icons/mail.png" alt="Mail Arrow"> Contact</a> - <a href="changelog.html"><img src="icons/new-text.png" alt="NEW!"> Changelog</a> - <a href="https://wiki.elarriero.org/"><img src="icons/book-open-text-image.png" alt="Encyclopedia"> Wiki</a> - <a href="https://press.elarriero.org"><img src="icons/newspaper.png" alt="Newspaper"> Writing</a> - </nav> - <h2>A Complete Accident</h2> - <p>On the 21st of January, 2026, I worked up the courage to draw for /hmofa/. Practice makes perfect after all. - I couldn't get the eyes right, and this was before I bought a <a href="https://www.derwentart.us/" title="Derwent Art store page"> proper set of pencils</a> - <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing Link">, so it smudged everywhere. - This gave her permanent bags under her sharp eyes, and combined with thick eyebrows, made her look like a stereotypical cougar. - The way I draw hair makes it look thin if I don't color it in, which only added to her age. - </p> - <p> - I thought a bathrobe would go well with her disheveled hair, giving her a comfortable and honest appearance. She knows what she likes, and it's (you). - One thing I always associate with bathrobes, apart from sexy older women, are exhibitionists. Combining all of these factors gets you a nudist. - </p> - <p>Her main quirk, smoking, is explained by me liking the smell of cigarette smoke, and finding the act as <b>pure sex</b>. You also never see young women smoke. - I looked around for cigarette stereotypes and found that Parliament would suit her well, although Pall Mall isn't a bad pick. - I always draw her with a cigarette, and people have remembered that when they make art. - </p> - - <a href="media/fig.jpeg" title="The original Fig drawing"> <img style="max-width: 15%" src="media/fig.webp" alt="The original Fig drawing"></a> - - - <h2>Why Make Her English?</h2> - Nudity is something you can only comfortably practice in places with mild temperatures, like Europe or some places of the United States. - It also has to be somewhere it's less likely to get you thrown in jail, ruling out the USA. - By now I was thinking of writing something with her, and the only place that would make sense for an American protagonist is the <b>United Kingdom</b>. - I had to look for a place that is: - <ul> - <li>In Northern England,</li> - <li>Populated enough,</li> - <li>Laid back,</li> - <li>Close to the shore,</li> - <li>And retains its own customs.</li> - </ul> - These filters left me with <strong>Beverly, East Riding of Yorkshire</strong>. The shoreline it's close to actually has a nudist beach. - <br> - I looked up what the accent sounded like because it gets more unintelligible the further you go north. - It would be funny to give our protagonist the worst case of culture shock. - - <a title="Oh, you're a cute one ain'tcha, Anonie?" href="media/figsmoke.png"><img src="media/smoke.webp" alt="Fig" class="fig"></a> + </header> + <nav> + <a href="about.html"><img src="icons/user-business.png" alt="User Business"> About Me</a> + <a href="fig.html" class="selected"><img src="icons/user-green-female.png" alt="Green Female">About Fig</a> + <a href="contact.html"><img src="icons/mail.png" alt="Mail Arrow"> Contact</a> + <a href="changelog.html"><img src="icons/new-text.png" alt="NEW!"> Changelog</a> + <a href="https://wiki.elarriero.org/"><img src="icons/book-open-text-image.png" alt="Encyclopedia"> Wiki</a> + <a href="https://press.elarriero.org"><img src="icons/newspaper.png" alt="Newspaper"> Writing</a> + </nav> + <body> + <main> + <h2>Fig: The Most Britishly Mediocre!</h2> + <dl> + <a href="fig_origin.html"><dt>Fig's Origin Story</dt></a> + <small>https://elarriero.org/fig_origin.html</small> + <dd>Go through the creative process behind our beloved nudist husky.</dd> + </dl> <hr> - <a href="https://www.restorebritain.org.uk/" title="Visit to save Britain from the Thousand Year Starmerreich!"> + <a title="Oh, you're a cute one ain'tcha, Anonie?" href="media/figsmoke.png"><img src="media/smoke.webp" alt="Fig" class="fig"></a> + <a href="https://www.restorebritain.org.uk/" title="Visit to save Britain from the Thousand Year Starmerreich!"> <img src="media/restorebritain.gif" alt="RESTORE BRITAIN!"> - </a> - + </a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyxJ72G0lM" title="Brexit means Brexit"> <img src="media/eu_anim.gif" alt="EUistan Flag"> - </a> + </a> + </main> </body> </html> |