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diff --git a/britons.css~ b/britons.css~ deleted file mode 100644 index 2c94226..0000000 --- a/britons.css~ +++ /dev/null @@ -1,111 +0,0 @@ -:root { - --main-fg-color: #003400; - --main-ac-color: #007400; -background-image: url(media/bg.gif); -} - -body { - - font-size: 100%; - font-family: "Liberation Serif", "Times New Roman"; - display: block; - background-color: whitesmoke; - width: 70%; - padding: 2%; - padding-top: 1%; - margin: 2%; - border-style: dotted; - border-color: var(--main-fg-color); -} - -small { - font-style: italic; - color: gray; -} - -.title { - - font-size: 250%; - color: var(--main-fg-color); - font-weight: bold; - -} - -header i { - margin-left: 5%; - font-size: 125%; -} - -.navbar { - display: flex; - justify-content: space-evenly; ; - margin-top: 1%; - -} - -.content { - width: 80%; - background-color: whitesmoke; -} - -.content figcaption { - font-style: italic; - text-align: center; -} - -.content figcaption a { - text-align: center; - font-style: normal; -} - -.content img { - display: block; - margin: auto; - max-width: 35%; - padding: 1%; - -} - -.fig { - position: fixed; - bottom: 0%; - right: -2%; - opacity: 0.5; - transition: opacity 0.25s ease-in; - z-index: -1; - width: 25%; -} - -.fig:hover { - opacity: 1; -} - -.eu { - position: fixed; - bottom: 75%; - left: 80%; - opacity: 1; - z-index: -1; - scale: 0.25; - width: 25%; -} - -.stars { - position: fixed; - bottom: 70%; - left: 80%; - opacity: 1; - z-index: -1; - scale: 0.25; - width: 25%; -} - -.stars:hover { - animation: spin 5s linear infinite; -} - - -@keyframes spin { - 0% { transform: rotate(0deg); } - 100% { transform: rotate(360deg); } -} diff --git a/fig.html~ b/fig.html~ deleted file mode 100644 index 8596d14..0000000 --- a/fig.html~ +++ /dev/null @@ -1,72 +0,0 @@ -<!DOCTYPE html> -<html lang="en"> - <head> - - <link rel="stylesheet" href="britons.css?v=3"> - <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252"> - <meta name="author" content="Jodian Buenaventura" > - <meta name="keywords" content="/hmofa/, hmofa, tech, writing, index, british, furry"> - <meta name="description" content="Showcasing Fig's origin."> - <link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="fig.ico"> - <title>El Arriero</title> - - </head> - - <body> - - <header role="banner"> - <a class="title" href="index.html" title="The Muleteer">El Arriero</a> - <i class="tagline">Home of the Britishly Mediocre</i> - <div class="navbar" role="navigation"> - <a href="contact.html">Contact</a> - <a href="https://wiki.elarriero.org/">Wiki</a> - <a href="https://press.elarriero.org/">The Press</a> - </div> - </header> - - <hr> - - <h2>A Complete Accident</h2> - <p>On the 21st of January, 2026, I worked up the courage to draw for /hmofa/. Practice makes perfect after all. - I couldn't get the eyes right, and this was before I bought a <a href="https://www.derwentart.us/" title="Derwent Art store page"> proper set of pencils</a> - <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing Link">, so it smudged everywhere. - This gave her permanent bags under her sharp eyes, and combined with thick eyebrows, made her look like a stereotypical cougar. - The way I draw hair makes it look thin if I don't color it in, which only added to her age. - </p> - <p> - I thought a bathrobe would go well with her disheveled hair, giving her a comfortable and honest appearance. She knows what she likes, and it's (you). - One thing I always associate with bathrobes, apart from sexy older women, are exhibitionists. Combining all of these factors gets you a nudist. - </p> - <p>Her main quirk, smoking, is explained by me liking the smell of cigarette smoke, and finding the act as <b>pure sex</b>. You also never see young women smoke. - I looked around for cigarette stereotypes and found that Parliament would suit her well, although Pall Mall isn't a bad pick. - I always draw her with a cigarette, and people have remembered that when they make art. - </p> - - <a href="media/fig.jpeg" title="The original Fig drawing"> <img style="max-width: 15%" src="media/fig.webp" alt="The original Fig drawing"></a> - - - <h2>Why Make Her English?</h2> - Nudity is something you can only comfortably practice in places with mild temperatures, like Europe or some places of the United States. - It also has to be somewhere it's less likely to get you thrown in jail, ruling out the USA. - By now I was thinking of writing something with her, and the only place that would make sense for an American protagonist is the <b>United Kingdom</b>. - I had to look for a place that is: - <ul> - <li>In Northern England,</li> - <li>Populated enough,</li> - <li>Laid back,</li> - <li>Close to the shore,</li> - <li>And retains its own customs.</li> - </ul> - These filters left me with <strong>Beverly, East Riding of Yorkshire</strong>. The shoreline it's close to actually has a nudist beach. - <br> - I looked up what the accent sounded like because it gets more unintelligible the further you go north. - It would be funny to give our protagonist the worst case of culture shock. - - <a title="Oh, you're a cute one ain'tcha, Anonie?" href="media/figsmoke.png"><img src="media/smoke.webp" alt="Fig" class="fig"></a> - <img src="media/eucolor.png" class="eu" alt="eucolor"> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyxJ72G0lM" title="Brexit means Brexit"> - <img src="media/stars.png" class="stars" alt="stars"> - </a> -</body> -</html> - diff --git a/index.html~ b/index.html~ deleted file mode 100644 index fd179aa..0000000 --- a/index.html~ +++ /dev/null @@ -1,82 +0,0 @@ -<!DOCTYPE html> -<html lang="en"> - <head> - - <link rel="stylesheet" href="britons.css?v=4"> - <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252"> - <meta name="author" content="Jodian Buenaventura" > - <meta name="keywords" content="/hmofa/, hmofa, tech, writing, index, british, furry"> - <meta name="description" content="Main page of a waifur and British website."> - <link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="fig.ico"> - <title>El Arriero</title> - - </head> - - <body> - - <header role="banner"> - <a class="title" href="index.html" title="The Muleteer">El Arriero</a> - <i class="tagline">Home of the Britishly Mediocre</i> - <div class="navbar" role="navigation"> - <a href="contact.html">Contact</a> - <a href="https://wiki.elarriero.org/">Wiki</a> - <a href="https://press.elarriero.org/">The Press</a> - </div> - </header> - - <hr> - - <h2>"The Most Britishly Mediocre Thing Ever"</h2> - <dl> - <a href="fig.html"><dt>Fig's Origin</dt></a> - <small>https://elarriero.org/fig.html</small> - <dd>Showing how, when, and why I made Fig.</dd> - </dl> - - <h2>Interesting HMOFA sites</h2> - <dl> - <a href="https://rentry.org/hmofa"><dt>Masterbin of /hmofa/ <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing link"></dt></a> - <small>https://rentry.org/hmofa</small> - <dd>A listing of /hmofa/ stories, visual novels, and games sorted by author. <a href="https://hmofa.neocities.org/">You can search by tags here.</a> <img src="icons/globe--plus.png" alt="Outgoing link"></dd> - <a href="http://furfagschizophrenia.org:27044/"><dt>Furfag Schizophrenia <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing link"></dt></a> - <small>http://furfagschizophrenia.org:27044/femcel/index.php</small> - <dd>Debatably /hmofa/. <a href="http://furfagschizophrenia.org:27044/femcel/index.php">This femcel cat</a> <img src="icons/globe--plus.png" alt="Outgoing link"> hates humans, and lives in a HMOFA world.</dd> - <a href="https://autononymous.io/"><dt>Autononymous <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing link"></dt></a> - <small>https://autononymous.io/</small> - <dd>A cool website run by two cool friends that write stories. Has some /hmofa/ stories like <a href="https://autononymous.io/authors-and-stories/oliver-hart/foxing/">Foxing</a> <img src="icons/book.png" alt="Story"> and - <a href="https://autononymous.io/authors-and-stories/oliver-hart/the-leaves-of-fall/">The Leaves of Fall</a> <img src="icons/book.png" alt="Story">. - </dd> - </dl> - - <h2>Technolo/g/y</h2> - <dl> - <a href="https://landchad.net/"><dt>Landchad's Guides for Self Hosting <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing link"></dt></a> - <small>https://landchad.net/</small> - <dd><q>Don't like it? Well then go host your own net!</q> Learn how cheap & easy it is to host your own website and services. <b>Stop being a web peasant today!</b></dd> - <a href="https://stallman.org/discord.html"><dt>Stallman says: <q>Stop using Discord!</q> <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing link"></dt></a> - <small>https://stallman.org/discord.html</small> - <dd><a href="https://stallman.org/">RMS</a> <img src="icons/user-detective.png" alt="Activist">, founder of the GNU Project lists out reasons any self-respecting person should tell Discord to take a hike.</dd> - </dl> - - <h2>Real/pol/itik</h2> - <dl> - <a href="https://www.restorebritain.org.uk/" title="Their main site."><dt>Restore Britain <img src="icons/globe--arrow.png" alt="Outgoing link"></dt></a> - <dd><strong>This is not Reform UK</strong>, it is Britain's last hope at solving the immigration crisis peacefully and democratically. - They are the fastest growing political party in the UK, being only ~5 months old <small>(21/June/2026)</small>. - <strong>Please check it out if you're English</strong>. The media is heavily censoring this poltical party and its recent steamroll in Great Yarmouth. - </dd> - </dl> - - - <a title="Oh, you're a cute one ain'tcha, Anonie?" href="media/figsmoke.png"><img src="media/smoke.webp" alt="Fig" class="fig"></a> - <img src="media/eucolor.png" class="eu" alt="eucolor"> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyxJ72G0lM" title="Brexit means Brexit"> - <img src="media/stars.png" class="stars" alt="stars"> - </a> - </body> - - <a href="https://www.restorebritain.org.uk/" title="Visit to save Britain from the Thousand Year Starmerreich!"> - <img src="media/restorebritain.gif" alt="RESTORE BRITAIN!"> - </a> -</html> - |